Cocoa Butter and Old Spice

These are two scents that are not bullshit. The heart of the matter, and truly not bullshit, are pheromones, which are the molecules our body release into the air to attract our mates. I believe these two scents help carry the pheromones of a man or woman. Just as in fancy perfumes, where they use the fluid from the anal gland of a civet ( a small ferret type of animal) to bolster and add strength to the other, more pleasant scents, cocoa butter and Old Spice work the same. As a woman, smelling like coconuts brings thoughts of the islands, bikinis and lubrication. It is a sure fire way to attract your lovers to you. And smelling of Old Spice is a proven way to make women think that you, as a man, are fatherly, secure and strong, perhaps just emerging from a locker room, freshly exercised and showered. There may be other scents that work well with your specific pheromones, and sometimes it is best not to mask your pheromones at all. There was a study that found that some women love the smell of men's armpits. Pheromones. Not bullshit.

Weekend Quick List

BULLSHIT:
Dick Cheney
Day Light Savings
Nipple Chafing
Nutrasweet
Alzheimers

NOT BULLSHIT:
Lasagne
Staying up late
Heat
Apple picking
Hugs