Saturday, March 1, 2008

this video is not bullshit

The song is open to discussion, but he video is good clean not bullshit.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Dogs

Dogs are not bullshit. There is no better friend. Shedding is bullshit, however. Dogs get you out of the house, and are there when you come home. Most of all, their mischevous spirit serves to remind their owners what an adventure life can be,

Monday, December 10, 2007

Sporadic Blog Posting

This is obvious bullshit, and I am guilty of it. I will try, in the new year to do better. I may not everyday be able to tackle such weighty issues as Cocoa Butter or Purses, but I will do my best to cover everything possible, so we, together, can figure out what is bullshit and what is not bullshit.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Cocoa Butter and Old Spice

These are two scents that are not bullshit. The heart of the matter, and truly not bullshit, are pheromones, which are the molecules our body release into the air to attract our mates. I believe these two scents help carry the pheromones of a man or woman. Just as in fancy perfumes, where they use the fluid from the anal gland of a civet ( a small ferret type of animal) to bolster and add strength to the other, more pleasant scents, cocoa butter and Old Spice work the same. As a woman, smelling like coconuts brings thoughts of the islands, bikinis and lubrication. It is a sure fire way to attract your lovers to you. And smelling of Old Spice is a proven way to make women think that you, as a man, are fatherly, secure and strong, perhaps just emerging from a locker room, freshly exercised and showered. There may be other scents that work well with your specific pheromones, and sometimes it is best not to mask your pheromones at all. There was a study that found that some women love the smell of men's armpits. Pheromones. Not bullshit.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Weekend Quick List

BULLSHIT:
Dick Cheney
Day Light Savings
Nipple Chafing
Nutrasweet
Alzheimers

NOT BULLSHIT:
Lasagne
Staying up late
Heat
Apple picking
Hugs

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Purses

Purses are a tough call, because it seems like a good thing to have a bag with all of the things you need with you at all times. But think about it-all the coolest girls you've ever known did not carry purses. I dont know if tote bags count. I am gonna go with bullshit on this one.

Friends

Friends are totally not bullshit. As long as you are nice, you can have friends. Even if you are strange and combative, or weird and perverted, as long as you are nice you can have friends. You can have friends who you talk to about only certain things that are close to your heart. You can have friends that live far away and as soon as you are with them it is on, and its not like it is yesterday, but rather it is tomorrow and you are still chillin. But you can still have friends who you hang out with and it is like it is yesterday, and it doesnt matter. You can have general friends and specific friends. You can have imaginary friends. You can have friends you can create with and friends that you destroy with. You can have friends that are other creatures. I want to go on and describe creatively about all kinds of friends, but I'll just say: Not bullshit!